Bonkers Tea
I Want My Energy Back NOW Please!
A very short time ago I remember thinking to myself, this is absolute insanity, I feel like I’m going to fall asleep any second and I just woke up! It’s only 9 am in the stinkin morning and all I can think about is “I want more sleep”.
I kid you not, I would wake up in the morning and actually be looking forward to a dull evening at home. Well, I guess the corny old joke my dad used to tell anyone who would listen for the 22nd time is true. How much sleep does the average American really want when the alarm sounds? 5 more minutes. I told you it was corny!
I remember the days when I was a kid I ran around with so much mindless, goofy, rug rat energy that my parents wondered if somewhere there wasn’t a poor village that had lost its idiot. I mean I had that 100 mile per second energy where you’ve only have two speeds; go really fast or sleep.
I remember I drove my parents absolutely bonkers. I was into everything, nothing was safe. So much so that once I remember them spending days going all around the house working like bees trying to make everything safe and foolproof. But, as it ended up they forgot that nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool!
Those days of me feeling like consciousness was just that annoying time between naps is finally gone. Now I wake up feeling great, feeling rested, refreshed and ready to do all the stuff I have been wanting to do for a long time. I literally have all the energy I want.
It’s true, now I can go to work for the day and when I come home I still have all the energy I need to go out and do something fun instead of laying on the couch pushing the buttons on the TV remote.
So, what in the world is it that has made such an unbelievable difference in my life? I discovered the hidden secrets to energy! I discovered the top 10 absolute best ways to easily ensure that I have really great energy all day, every day. And I’ve got to tell you I really like it. No more feeling like I need to take a nap in the middle of the day. No more coming home from work feeling exhausted. Now I feel like a million bucks all day long. Sure I still get tired late at night when it’s time to wind down but that’s only natural.
I’ve got to tell you, this is so much better than the way I used to feel when the toothpicks I needed to hold my eyes open felt like they needed to be crowbars instead. It was horrible, on one of those days when I was just absolutely beat I had to go take an IQ test. Now normally it doesn’t take me an hour and a half to watch the TV show 60 minutes. But on this day I was so bad off that when I took the IQ test, it came back negative. I thought only pregnancy tests did that!
In my quest to find the real answers to my energy problems that took way to long by the way, I discovered some very interesting things.
The biggest one is that; if we all just knew the really simple tips & tricks that the Doctors should be telling us in plain English we would all have great energy just like I do now. The problem is every so called expert makes it so difficult for a normal person to understand that they just get lost and overwhelmed.
In fact in order to decipher all the technical mumbo jumbo I felt like I had to stop searching for the fountain of youth and start searching for the fountain of smart.
Eventually I was able to really break it down into easy to understand information. And here is just one of the top 10 things that I found.
Boost your brains happy chemicals everyday naturally. It’s really easy and a lot of fun. Just go to your favorite humor website and find 3 really funny jokes every morning. Then remember them or write them down. Take them to work with you each day and tell your colleagues’ your new jokes.
Or do something as your own personal therapy such as: At work put your trash can on your desk and label it “in Box”. Or put Decaf in the coffee maker for 2 weeks and as soon as everyone has lost their caffeine addiction switch to espresso!
I know this sounds like I may have lost my marbles but; when you read your jokes in the morning you get a great shot of happy chemicals into your brain which can help set your mood for the entire day. Then later when you tell the jokes you get another blast of your natural happy hormones. Plus, it certainly won’t hurt your popularity score around the office.
Have a great day, and please remember to enjoy every minute of your life that you possibly can, because as I have said for years. It’s not that life is so short, it’s that were dead for so darn long!
About the Author
Patrick Shelley is a nutritional researcher who has developed natural products for many of the largest companies for more than 20 years. The off the wall energy tip he used above was taken from the free report found at => http://www.doubleyourenergynow.com
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